Enough Already

There are some trends that have become so overdone that they are reaching the point of ridiculousness.

Cork Platform Wedges:
This unfortunate pair achieves a level of heinous only possible by Jessica Simpson, Queen Maurauder of trend-whoredom.

Victorian Style Tops:
It pains me to still see these at Urban Outfitters because, let's be honest, weren't they already played out like, last summer? In the words of Michael Kors: "I'm just bored."


And lastly, can we please, please make an effort to do this season's goth thing without the horrendously cliche skulls? I knew this trend was dead (pun intended!) when I witnessed a member of the tween crowd bouncing around the mall donning a short sleeve hoodie adorned with not one skull, not two skulls, but a whole patterned mess of 'em. Yikes.
Scary, ain't it?